Guess what guys! We didn’t get the whole story in A Dog’s Purpose. That was only the tip of the milkbone. More stuff happens in this one, and this movie is just as crazy as the first one. Maybe more so. Maybe, I don’t know. But this movie is crazy too. It’s pretty sad too. But the other one was sad, but maybe this is sadder. I don’t know. But who cares! Bailey is back! Bailey keeps dying and coming back as other kinds of dogs, just like in the last movie. But here’s the twist, in this one, Bailey learns how to sniff cancer. I wonder what cancer smells like. I bet it smells like dirty socks. I love dirty socks. Do you guys know about cancer? It’s really bad. I heard things. But if cancer smells like dirty socks, it can’t be all bad, right? Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so. Anyway, in this movie, Bailey can smell cancer. Isn’t that nuts? Boy, I’m thinking about nuts again. Honey roasted. Those are the good ones. Good nuts. Anyway, Bailey dies a bunch of times and comes back to life a bunch of times

His original owner is this old guy named Ethan, who looks a lot like the guy from those insurance commercials on TV, I don’t know what that’s all about. In the first movie, Ethan was young, but he’s old here now, but he’s really nice and he knows that all those different dogs are the same dog for some reason. So that’s cool. I don’t want to spoil the ending, but I’m not sure if Bailey’s going to come back after this one. But that’s fine. There’s other dog movies. I like dog movies. I don’t like movies with no dogs. They’re boring. But this movie isn’t boring because there’s dogs in it. I’m hungry. What was that noise? I better check it out. But before I do, I want to tell you to watch this movie. It’s the best movie ever. It’s my favorite.

I give it TWENTY bones. It’s not as good as A Dog’s Purpose, but this is better because it’s newer. There’s that noise again. What is that? A bird? I don’t like birds. Except when they’re dead, they’re fun to play with when they’re dead. Is that weird? I don’t care. Dead birds are better than living birds because they can’t fly away, or peck at my nose and my eyes. Get my point? It doesn’t matter, that’s not the point. See this movie! If you don’t, you’re stupid. No offense. Love this movie! Bailey can smell cancer! Did you know that? Wow, I’m hungry. I smell something in the trash, and it isn’t cancer. Or dirty socks. I’m pretty sure it’s breakfast gravy. The white stuff with chunks of sausage in it. A Dog’s Journey is great!

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